Wednesday, January 12, 2011

Sheriff Duptick

Sheriff Dipstick

He has no common sense
He has no moderation
He has a total set of predetermined ideas
As to the situation


Admitting he has no facts
No idea of what is going on
He thinks the truth and logic
Are but his personal pawns

As he openly declares his judgement
Without reserve and without any doubt
I don't have all the info yet
But oh....I do know what's it's all about

Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin are at fault
They fill the air with dangerous rheotoric and hate
And no I do not have any specific examples
For that which I did just now state


I do have no fear I will be questioned
The State Run Media will give me a pass
Because I agree with their left wing agenduhh agenduhh
I will not be called out as an ignorant self righteous

Over bearing ass

4:54 pm
transcribed this time
9:48 am


Saturday, April 11, 2009

Oba Mama

I hate Oba-mama

And everything he stands for
I hope he absolutely fails
He is dink think incarnate
And barely technically qualifies

As Male

He enables killing
The sacred innocent unborn
He apologizes for America
And believes we deserve world scorn

He's a socialist community organizer
He loves the Castro Bro's
He thinks Whoopi is a Saint
And Sarah Palin is the Ho

The Chickens have come home to roost
Let our voices ring clear
It's ok if Iran gets nukes
But he wishes they wouldn't hang queeers

We're talking about housing here guys
He's voting present again
When the Zombie pirates kidnap
An American flag ship Captain

US citizen

Terrorists are declared criminals
Just like the Clintons did before
911 Pearl Harbored us awake
And let us know we were already at war

He just lives in denial
He thinks being smooth is enough
He hasn't the guts or fortitude
To ever be tough

As he gets ready to give Amnesty
To all the law breaking scum
He wants to Acorn-hole us all
He's a transnationalist in a tailored suit

But a bum is a bum is a bum

1:07 pm
transcribed this time
2:41 pm

Monday, March 02, 2009

A view Harpie alone

Joy came across as joyless

She took Ann seriously when she was joking
She spoke to her in a dismissive manner
She just kept firing away while flying her
Freak flag stupid arrogant liberal banner

Bahar was all over the place
She went from one subject to the next
She tried and failed to get in Ann's face
And came across like a train wreck

She found out what it was like
When she had to go one on one
Without the other View harpies
She wasn't having much fun

I can't believe she asked Ann
If she would date George Clooney
That guy is such a loser a phony
And an out and out looney

Joyless went to pathetic extremes
To try to make Ann look bad
And fell flat on her face all the while
Looking very very sad

In a lack of any depth way
In a rigid humorless way
You'd think she'd learn with Ann
Right there

If you're going to open your mouth
You probably ought to have something to say

8:28 am
written after watching Joyless
"interview" Ann on CNN
transcribed this time
8:48 am


Friday, September 26, 2008

Laughing in your face...While I pick up a baseball bat

You like Murtha

So how long have you been
Picking up the soap in the showers
How long have you been on the floats
Ever so proud of Gay Day's power

Murtha is a trash talking
Worthless sell out son of a bitch
Is there a picture somewhere of
You and him not wearin a stitch

Murtha is a traitor
An old slobbering doddering fool
Who tried to use brave young men
As his personal political tools

He ought to be shot in the head
He ought to have broken knees
For going against those courageous Marines
Who fight for us all to remain free

Lying conniving deceitful seditionists
Thinks it's soon to be their turn
But there will always be first principals
And always some real hard bloody

Lessons to be learned

8:49 am
transcribed this time
9:26 am


Friday, August 03, 2007

In a series of meetings

In a series of meetings

With world class A holes
Sean Penn head tries to come off tough
He goes down to meet with Hugo Chavez
To show he’s a rump ranger who can

Be ridden rough

By any tin horn dictator
With a two bit act to sell
Sean doesn’t care about the truth
It’s all about his doing well

As far as movies go
As far as fantasies go
As far as being a punk goes
He puts on quite a show

Always ready to be the diplomat
Always ready to extend a hand
Wherever a stroke job is needed
Sean Penn head is the man

8:33 pm
transcribed this time
8:35 pm


Friday, May 04, 2007

Never apologize to the ignorant

Never apologize to the ignorant

Never apologize to the perpetual insulted
Never apologize to the self inflicted lame
Never apologize to the holy victim club
And their trade mark hyper sensitivity to names

They love to play the losers
That are outraged to the core
While simultaneously romance dancing
With psychos whackos and whores

You could grovel crawl and beg
You could do it all night and day
You could do it till the cows came home
But they’ll never be satisfied anyway

They’re the crazies of the new world
That want the civilized dead
They’re the ones whose feet are in the air
Negotiating fate in the enemy’s bed

Never apologize to the slave mentality
That asks you to take a bended knee
They’re only want you to bow your head
So the can cut your throat

And slaughter the dreams of liberty

9:50 am
transcribed this time
9:57 am


Sunday, April 01, 2007

Bill Maher isn't funny

Bill Maher isn't funny
Bill Maher isn't cool
He's just another arrogant leftist
Another politically idiotic fool

He's got no guts or manhood
He's snide rude and crude
He doesn't answer any hard questions
He's always in a self indulgent mood

He's nuthin but a smarmy wise ass
But mostly he's an ass
He never goes where he'll be really challenged
He prefers adoration and a soft pass

Bill likes to think he's edgy
But he's completely full of crap
What he seriously needs is one Helleva

Good Bitch Slap

9:25 pm
transcribed this time
9:33 pm