Ted Rawls Scrawl.....take 2

Ted Rall's scrawl

Take two

Take two and don't call me in the morning
Cyanide tablets that is
All this op-ed talking head is concerned
With is what he thinks is his

He believes in nothing
He is yellow journalism maxed out
And that perfectly matches the streak
Runnin down his back no doubt

And down his leg
As he stands there legs apart
Posing as if he's got any guts
Any integrity or heart

He's a lying manipulative
Opportunistic creep
If he had an once of a concience
He wouldn't be able to sleep

He's narcissistic and shallow
He's a twister of facts
And you'd have to be mad
To ever give him access to your back

He's head cheer leader
For the cry baby gazette
And no matter how whacked he hacks
He's secretly thinkin

You ain't seen nuthin yet

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He claims he's opposing
But truth is he loves to undermine
He obfuscates and insinuates
And worships at the half -truths shrine

He's not controversial
He's an underhanded jerk
He's sellin dead seed screed
And callin it work



Neils
3:21 pm
06/15/2003
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transcribed this time
8:52 pm
12/15/2004